Ew, David Candle

Sassy, dramatic, and absolutely iconic—our Ew, David candle is a tribute to everyone's favorite queen of side-eyes and statement sleeves. It’s a perfectly extra blend of sarcasm, oversized sweaters, and a hard pass on nonsense.

Inspired by Schitt’s Creek and made for those who never settle for less than fabulous.

✨ A must-have gift for Alexis stans and pop culture lovers
✨ Clean-burning, all-natural soy wax – no toxins, just sass
✨ Handcrafted in Oaks, PA with eye rolls and excellence
✨ Burn time: Approx. 40+ hours of dramatic flair

Because life’s too short not to quote Alexis every chance you get. Ugh, David.